Freddy: 

Box trucks

‘Mommy the box truck drove by, it didn’t bring us any boxes!’ (box truck = UPS)

 

Elephants

Mommy a lot of elephants won’t fit in our house. Maybe one will fit in the backyard. We could have 1 baby elephant and I will feed it apples and peanuts! (I played along and suggested the elephant could spray him with water from it’s trunk) Mommy please can we have an elephant and a big bucket of water so he can spray me!

“yes but how  will you pick up the poop? “

I’ll use the poop scooper!

“not a shovel?”

No you can use the  shovel! 

 

Stephen

This is my play structure and I can do whatever I want to!  (this in response to me telling him to get off the top!) 

I didn’t realize that 5 year olds had so much attitude!