While eating a popsicle, Stephen commented that when he sucks on it, it gets bigger. (I think he meant longer) My neighbor was out of earshot of the kids and quipped, “Lynese you’d better close your bedroom door.” Too funny!

One of my little pumpkins is potty training, he was sitting on the potty, farted, and innocently looked at me and said “I burped.” The same little guy told me there’s a waterfall in the potty, which is great but I told him not to touch that waterfall.